there an angels in your angels

An autobiography in 30 seconds (or longer):

-I'm a hypocrite.
-I love a good cider, although it always seems to give me a headache.
-Bob Dylan is my absolute favourite, but The Kooks are getting pretty damn close.
-I was inspired to write by a very secretic gentleman from the North of England whom I have never met.
-I have some like 60+ gigs of music, which doesn't include all of my 260+ CDs.
-My gas tank refelects my life: it's never above half-full.
-I appreciate the irony of the previous statement.
-I have chronic knee pain that has yet to be diagnosed. I've been prescribed orthodics which will be here in about a week, but it could take up to four months to see if they work; I can't take another four months of pain.
-The university I attend has a tuition of around $35K a year; I don't know if it's worth it.
-I gave up on practicing organised religion when I was around 8 years old. I haven't been to church since then. I haven't considered myself to be Christian since I was about 13 or 14. I still pray quite often though. There is a difference between being religious and being spiritual.
-I act like I have no money, but I still have more saved up than you.
-Sometimes I pretend to be a musician.
-I've written around 600+ poems/songs in the last six years, but have only written around 25 in the last year. I've been lacking creativity.
-I would very much like to start my own private school one of these days.
-Abortion is the only major topic I haven't and probably won't take a stance on.
-My imagination is horribly overactive. That's why I write. Otherwise I'd probably go (even more) insane.
-I accidentally hit enter and posted this prematurely.
-I'm one of the most generous people ever but in return I have the worst luck ever.
-You should know this by now, but I spent three months living in London last year.