16 June, 2008

i'm an oil man

Turkey got lucky today. Also, sucks to be Barbados/hooray USA!

State tournament this weekend. Yay.


i'm a plainview, but you can call me dan
sometimes i like to call myself the beatnik with a heart of gold
but when i open my chest all i find is an acre of oil
and i think, gee i could make some money out of this
but all the rich cat tycoons seemed to think it was tainted by blood
and i couldn't seem to figure out the problem with that
or how it was any different from anything else they have in stock
so they gave me a penny for my thoughts and kicked me out the door
but in retrospect, i dont think i would've been all that fond
of having an oil well sticking out the front of my chest
'cause i think that might make hugging a little awkward and difficult
not to mention procreation and probably eating too
although i doubt i'll be eating anytime soon.

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