"i know that you did 'cause your friend said that you liked it"

I can't stop listening to Kate Nash. Is that a problem?

My math teacher is a crazy Russian bitch.

And my Geography teacher is stuck in the Cold War, sometimes.

It's ironic, eh?

I submitted that paper to my English teacher. Let's see if I get a passing grade.


cocaine with a side of pomegranate
i think it's interesting sometimes how those whom you love the most
are always the ones who hurt you the most in the end
and then you're left feeling confused, a little
because it's hard to understand why someone like that
would betray you quickly and easily
do they not even realize how cruel they are?
do they not understand the impact of what they've done?
do they still love you? oh i doubt it

because i don't love you

do you love me?

i didn't think so

it took you a while to respond, i noticed

odd.

(but not as odd as this predicament, this goddamn problematic predicament)

it sucks to be human, doesn't it?
and sometimes you feel numb, completely numb
(comfortabley numb, you ask - but i doubt it)
and even though you're numb, you still feel everything
every little push, poke, jab, and cattle prod
yes, that's right - cattle prod
have you never been prodded with a cattle prod?
it's not fun, i tell you
did i ever tell you about the time i got prodded with a cattles prod?
i didn't think so
it hurt
your uncle did it
or at least he was your uncle once
or at least i thought he might be one day
but then he decided to run away
i guess he wasn't old enough to understand
even though when i was that at age i knew the meaning of life
katie couric tried to interview me about it once, but i said no.