"i think i'll have the bottle to myself"

it'd be nice to hear (that swing dance song)
hey do you remember that time
when the earth still orbited the sun
and everything was perfect
you know, just for once
but that was so damn long ago
and things have changed
and time has gone on
and life has taken place
and the results are always the same
no matter if it's you or me
but i'm still going to love you just the same
so can't you feel those waves crash
and hear the moon crack
because that's how it feels, sometimes
when you're alone and afraid,
staring at the ceiling, and hiding behind the English flag
so just blow on that harmonica
it'll make the days pass on
and maybe she'll show up one day
and maybe your fortune will be right
and then maybe then everything might seem all right
but only once the phone rings, i think.