if i would've known that i would've scheduled our date sooner

I want to eat lunch with Stephen Fry simply so I can feel completely inadequate afterwards.


i could be a champion if i actually stood on my feet
and i could probably be one of the elite
stamping my hands in the wet concrete
but instead i just turn and flee
yeah, instead i just turn and flee
you're just sat there staring at me
why are you staring at me?
why are you staring at me?
why are you staring at me?

yeah, i coulda been the president
spreading laws and setting precedents
and dropping bombs (yeah)
and dropping bombs (yeah)

yeah, i coulda been the president
yeah, i coulda been the president
coulda been the president (yeah)
coulda been the president (yeah)

i coulda dropped the bombs
and chopped down the red logs
coulda had the world in my palm
coulda lead us through vietnam
yeah, i coulda lead us through vietnam
through vietnam
through vietnam
yeah, through vietnam

yeah, i coulda been the president
yeah, i coulda been the president
the president
the president