My roommate is eating a meatball sub. The smell of it makes me want to vomit. Also the fact that it's a meatball sub with everything on it makes me sick to my stomach.

I drank my first Starbucks beverage today. A green tea Frappucino, or however the fuck you spell it. It was pretty... weird.

I might transfer to the University of Michigan. Michigan seems like it could be fun.

It is time to go to London yet? I'm ready to be on the other side of the Atlantic, where I can legally purchase alcohol. That should be fun, right? Right.

Now he's munching on BBQ Lays potato chips. That's his same dinner a couple times a week. I'm not sure how he does it. He'll eat a big ass brownie when he's done with that. And then gorge on Little Debbie snack cakes later this evening.