Dane Cook still loses

I watched Dan in Real Life last night, and it was a pretty good movie. Dane Cook had a supporting role, and I really hate Dane Cook, but it was still a good movie regardless. Had they cast some other actor in his role, though, I think it would've been much better. The cliche response would be to say that Will Ferrell should have played the role, but I don't think that would have worked. It would have had to have been some new face, I think. Though, appearance-wise, Dane Cook definitely fit the part. But I still don't think he's funny. Jim Gaffigan > Dane Cook. Hey! Maybe Jim Gaffigan could've played the part... that would've been fun.

Anyway, I have just one more exam to take tomorrow morning: history. Shouldn't be too bad. Except for the fact that it's at 10:45... GRR! And then I get to be stuck here all night by myself tomorrow night because I have a bowling tournament down here that next morning. It's a pretty big Adult-Youth tournament, so wish me and my dad luck.

Anyway...

this is how much i love you
hey do you remember that time - it was sometime last year i think
you fell and hit your head and couldn't remember my name
and you thought you were and elf or some such thing
but then you grew pointy ears and we all freaked out - except for me
and that's because i'll always love you
but then you grew pointy teeth too and even more everyone else freaked out
except for me - i still didn't freak out
but that's because i'll always love you
and then your temper pretty much exploded and you grew hair all over
and everyone who hadn't freaked out yet finally freaked out
but i didn't - no, not me
but like i said, that's because i'll always love you
but then you ate my dog and i had to think things through for a bit
but it's okay because she was pretty damn old anyhow
and i love you too much to be angry at you anyway
you could eat my grandma and everything would still be fine
so long as you don't eat me
but then you took a nibble at my left foot and i didn't like that all that much
but it's okay because my feet do look pretty tasty.